Game of thrones episode synopsis season 7

Tyrion begs Daenerys not to start beheading the lords of every major political family in the country, a grave rhetorical error that only sets her up perfectly for the +10 chilling line: вЂњIвЂ™m not beheading anyone.вЂќ Whereupon, +50 to the Dragons, +50 to Randyll for dying memorably, and +50 to Dickon for also dying memorably, for no reason, because Daenerys did not even know who he was until he awkwardly shrieked it at her. Most of the soldiers - who, as youвЂ™ll recall, are just random citizens who probably have no knowledge of any of the political machinations of Westeros - go right ahead and bend the knee, but SamвЂ™s unpleasant father Randyll and okay-but-potentially-fratty brother Dickon refuse. Who had season 7, episode 5 in their mad queen pool? ItвЂ™s cobbled together from her greatest hits, including a little bit of season 5вЂ™s вЂњbreak the wheelвЂќ speech and season 6вЂ™s вЂњWe will leave the world a better place than we found it,вЂќ which honestly rings a little hollow when the choices sheвЂ™s presenting are вЂњPledge your life to me, or be roasted alive by the dragon sitting right here, being super-loud.вЂќ Unfortunately, this is merely a nihilism aperitif, followed quickly by Daenerys giving an incoherent speech to the remaining Lannister soldiers. ( +5 to Bronn for вЂњYou saw the dragon between you and herвЂ¦ and?вЂќ) The 2017 equivalent of this, I guess, would be dragging a drunk, topless friend off a waterslide and shouting that youвЂ™re only saving them from themselves so they can complete your Venmo requests. Bronn not-so-subtly suggests that Jaime is too stupid to live, but he also owes Bronn too much real estate to die right now. Season 7, episode 5, вЂњEastwatch,вЂќ has a sad, soggy opening scene: JaimeвЂ™s closest personal friend berates him while he doggie-paddles around a river in 80 pounds of armor. So letвЂ™s get right to it, and yes, I would love it if you would tweet any and all home remedies for joint swelling to. This week in Game of Game of Thrones, your Thronesmaster had to Google вЂњknuckle massagesвЂќ and вЂњcarpal-tunnel risk factors.вЂќ What IвЂ™m saying is, too much is happening too quickly on this show, and I can barely write it all down without injuring myself.

Game of thrones episode synopsis season 7